WildHeart

”It’s not a world of spies anymore. Not even a world of heroes. This is the age of miracles.. and there’s nothing more horrifying than a miracle.”

stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

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jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

Why did jesus change his hair colour?

He dyed for our sins

levicas:

Fashion! Put It All On Me ➝  Paolo Sebastian f/w 2014-15

dresses

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello

kittyinabeaker:

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried. 

kate-wisehart:

nothingeverlost:

woodelf68:

nothingeverlost:

lillysbitchfest:

oh-cecil-oh:

teknolojimanya:

"Kinetic Sand"

I HAVE THE MIGHTIEST OF NEEDS

dos it come in other colors?

5 cups of extra fine sand

2 1/2 cups of cornstarch

1 cup of water/baby oil

Add food coloring, chalk paint, or glitter to add color

Where do you buy the sand? Craft store?

Home Depot/Lowes, some hardware stores, usually bigger craft stores

I just played with some of this yesterday and I fell in love. I want some! It was so soothing.

gookgod:

cameoamalthea:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

BUT GUYS!

What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor? 

what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

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