i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it
i am eating an entire cake
update: there is more cake than i imagined.
i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this
In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.
You can’t possibly say no to that.
"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE. HUMAN. SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."
what do we say to the god of death?
me: sean bean is that way
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.
…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING
What a wonderful phrase
it means “DROP THE BASS”
BWUY YOH wohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww weeeeh gritchlew WEUUUUW, GWAAH GWOOH GRAW GRIH GRIH GRIH GREUUUUW GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee REHHH sheww
what you did is inexcusable
why is destruction so beautiful
because nature is taking itself back
you go nature
thats it. we have seen everything, the world may continue to stop existing.
Meanwhile on the set of Avengers 2…
IS EVERYONE IGNORING THE FACT THAT THAT’S SPIDERMAN’S COSTUME
nah man everyone’s interested in the dude with a bottle of sprite in his pocket OF COURSE WE SEE SPIDERMANS COSTUME
i don’t know man that bottle sprite tho
"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them