is there a scholarship for trying
My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow
he’s the one they warn us about in math problems
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
i would die laughing
Definition of College life.
I thought that was Spock
Even Spock can’t handle this illogical shit
I saw Spock too
Kirk: “Is he dead, Bones?”
McCoy: “No, but with all that student debt he’ll owe, he may as well be.”
The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.
update: i banged him
hannibal’s milkshake is made from all the boys in the yard
this looks fu-
sweet pissing jesus
but where can i get tho?
A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky
You can build yourself a third husky
That’s the spirit
i’m pretty sure you created tron
*DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*
Welcome to the grid
im so done
Let’s be honest, the Coke guy never stood a chance. No one but the Winchesters go against Gabriel and win…and they usually just scrape by